Respectful Parking 101

My friend goes to McDonalds the other day and text me this pic of a car taking up two spaces.  He then later explained the guy was burning his tires in the parking lot.  Ok so here we go.

Who in their right mind would think it's cool to do burnouts at McDonalds?  Are you trying to impress the drive-thru lady?  Your taking up two parking spaces too.  At McDonalds!  I just don't understand people.

I am going to guess the guy just purchased the car and doesn't want anybody to scratch it with their car doors.  That's understandable, but you don't need to take up two spaces.  Plus you know having a little scratch on your door is cheaper to fix than NEW TIRES!  McDonalds is the last place I would spin tires.

I have nothing against a V6, except if it's in a Challenger.  It takes a whole 8 seconds to get that cow up to 60mph.  It's times like that when I want to print out license plate sized sheets that say "D*#@he" and stick them to the victim's license plate.  I may do this very soon.

Be respectful towards others when parking please.  I don't really know if it's illegal to take up two spots, but either way you look stupid.