Earl Pitts

Earl's ol' lady, Pearl, loves to decorate the Pitts house for the Holidays. Earl thinks that's all well and good, except for the dining table. It becomes the "centerpiece" of the decorations, and pretty much unusable for its main purpose: dining. Earl shares his thoughts on this, and if you missed 'em, we have them for you here!

Mr. Pitts loves a good reality TV show as much as anyone. But there's one that has him twisted up in knots. The show, "Moonshiners," features people making, well, moonshine (illegal liquor), and law enforcement trying to catch them in the act of brewing/transporting/selling their hooch. You've got to hear what Earl had to say about this show, and you can right here!

Earl feels we're losing so many of our great traditions...take Black Friday, for instance. It's no longer enough for retailers to open early on the Friday following Thanksgiving Day; now, many stores--large and small--are opening ON Thanksgiving! See why Earl feels this is a horrible, horrible mistake. If you missed it, we have his commentary for you here!

With another "Thor" movie in the theaters, Earl takes aim at superheroes. He's not overly impressed with the entire bunch, be it Superman, Batman, or Spiderman. If you missed hearing his thoughts on the subject, we have 'em for you here!

Whether it's "No-Shave November," "Mo-Vember," or whatever you want to call it, the fairly recent practice of growing facial hair to raise awareness and/or money for various charities seems to be catching on in popularity with each passing year. So, Earl asks, "Why do only men participate?" He thinks it's only fair that women get in on the furry action, too! If you mi

Earl has some thoughts on a recent cross-country driving record. Would Earl and his buddies at the Duck Inn attempt such foolishness? Oh, they might consider it...for a few minutes. But Earl offers up some pretty good reasons why they probably wouldn't succeed. Hear them for yourself!

Earl is of the opinion that every guy--from the President of the United States to guys like you and me--have a problem remembering lots of things. Like, what a movie we saw was about, or how badly your website launch actually went. If you missed this morning's episode, we have it for you here!

Earl is suspicious of food allergies. Schools these days are quite often "peanut-free zones." But Mr. Pitts believes there may be more to the recent trend of kids being "allergic" to certain foods. If you missed it this morning, you can listen here!

Over the past few years, many large (and some smaller) retailers have begun kicking off the "Black Friday" Holidays shopping season by opening on Thanksgiving night! This year, Macy's and JC Penney announced that they would be joining in what some are calling "Christmas Creep." Earl Pitts has mixed feelings about this phenomenon. In case you missed this morning's episode, we ha

Neighbors...they can be nice, friendly, and a real positive addition to a neighborhood. However, some neighbors aren't quite so "neighborly." In fact. sometimes it becomes necessary to get law enforcement involved in situations where your neighbors have crossed the line. How do you know when it's time to involve the Po-po? Earl Pitts has some suggestions and advice. If you missed it this

We all appreciate good service at a restaurant. A friendly, professional server makes the dining experience more pleasurable. There are, however, those waiters/waitresses who occasionally go a little overboard on the congeniality and familiarity. Earl can't stand 'em. In today's episode, he unloads on those servers who strive just a little too hard for those tips! If you missed it, we have it here

It seems that Earl's son, "E.J." (for Earl, Jr.) has a dilemma on his hands. E.J. wants to quit the football team, but Earl has some life lessons to impart to his son. However, Earl may actually learn a lesson from E.J.! If you missed it, we have it for you here!