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Okay, Victoria, the median is almost complete and this means Victorians will be a lot like Zoolander, unable to turn left, on Navarro that is!

If you've never seen Zoolander, rent it today. Please. It's funny, bizarre, and stars Jerry Stiller, Owen Wilson, Will Farrell, Christine Taylor and Ben Stiller as Derek Zoolander, a fashion model that was born without the ability to turn left.

Here, you've got to see it to believe it. Enjoy this clip from The Paramount Vault on Youtube, before you answer our poll below. How do you feel about the new median? Let us know. Zoolander isn't alone anymore. We feel you Zoo, we do!

Personally, I was doing okay with the median from the ranch ( close to Walmart on Navarro) into town until it inched its way to the radio studios on North Star Drive. Now that the median made its way to Crestwood, leaving work has been a bit of a pain. It's funny, you just don't realize how many times you make a left on Navarro until you can't! But like all of Victoria, I will just have to get used to it!

Designed to decrease accidents occurring on Navarro, the Navarro Median Project began construction through Tx. Dot funding in July 2020. 

We've written several articles on the project throughout the year that you can read in the links above, but we would love to hear what you think about the median and if you keep forgetting you can't make a left turn on Navarro by completing the comment section below.

Be safe Victoria! And slow down for median workers, please. Just like Zoolander, these guys ( and gals) are the heroes in the story!

Thanks to Fandango Movie Clips on Youtube for the scene above.

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