Treat Yourself and Name a Cockroach After Your Ex This Valentines Day
TREAT YO SELF
Don't wait around this year hoping someone will make your day with a Valentine's Day gift. Instead, treat yourself to an amazingly personal and customized present.
Nobody knows what you deserve better than yourself. So take a chance this year and splurge on the one person you can count on: YOURSELF. The San Antonio Zoo is helping you celebrate Valentine's Day this year by offering a super special offer dedicated to a not-so-special person.
ALL THE COCKROACHES IN YOUR LIFE
Do you have an ex whose name still burns deep inside your core? Maybe a friendship that went sour? How about a boss who makes you dread clocking in for your shift? If you answered yes to any of the above, then the San Antonio Zoo has something that will make your Valentine's Day lovely and bright.
For just $10 you can name a cockroach after someone not so near and dear to you; then get to watch as they offer it up as a snack to some of the animals! Sweet justice!
This is actually the third year San Antonio Zoo has hosted their "Cry Me A Cockroach Fundraiser". They added a special little bonus option this year, "Upgrade your donation to our personalized option, and we’ll send you a personalized video message of your cockroach, rodent, or veggie being fed to one of the animals."
I mean honestly, there can't possibly be a better way to help support the San Antonio Zoo.
Please take my money.