pearl pitts

Earl is always ready with some great advice for his friends. His pal, Dub Meeker, needs help with deciding on a gift for Mrs. Meeker. Well, Earl was able to draw on his many years of experience in purchasing the "perfect" Christmas gifts for his wife, Pearl. You might just get some good ideas yourself from Earl's past gift-giving! Listen here for yourself!

Pearl Pitts (Earl's "ol' lady") decided recently that the Pitts clan needed some more "family time." Now, for Earl and his son, E.J., the time they spend watching sports on the TV is all the "family time" they feel is needed. However, Mrs. Pitts planned otherwise. How did things turn out? Find out here!

Earl's ol' lady, Pearl, loves to decorate the Pitts house for the Holidays. Earl thinks that's all well and good, except for the dining table. It becomes the "centerpiece" of the decorations, and pretty much unusable for its main purpose: dining. Earl shares his thoughts on this, and if you missed 'em, we have them for you here!

Earl is of the opinion that every guy--from the President of the United States to guys like you and me--have a problem remembering lots of things. Like, what a movie we saw was about, or how badly your website launch actually went. If you missed this morning's episode, we have it for you here!

Over the past few years, many large (and some smaller) retailers have begun kicking off the "Black Friday" Holidays shopping season by opening on Thanksgiving night! This year, Macy's and JC Penney announced that they would be joining in what some are calling "Christmas Creep." Earl Pitts has mixed feelings about this phenomenon. In case you missed this morning's episode, we ha

Pearl Pitts (Earl's "Ol' Lady") has a question for Earl...only it's not just a normal "question." Earl explains how Mrs. Pitts likes to occasionally "test" Earl's intelligence with this type of question. Find out what happens here!

It seems there has been a lack of communication around the Pitts' household recently. What Pearl Pitts considers a simple household chore, Earl thinks is a bit overboard. If you missed today's episode, we have it for you here.

Earl recounts a story he read recently about a new groom who drove off and accidentally left his bride five hours behind him at a gas station, only to return to her, and find her cheerfully awaiting their reunion. Mr. Pitts doesn't buy all of the happiness, because if he left Pearl behind like that, there would most certainly be consequences! If you missed it, listen here!

With the explosion of smart phone technology, our world is more connected than ever before...or, is it? Earl recounts a scene he observed in a restaurant recently that made him wonder just how "connected" we really are...or need to be. If you missed it his morning, we have Earl's commentary for you here.

We start a new week of commentaries from Earl on the subject of pain. Earl is of the opinion that when it comes to pain, women (at least Mrs. Pearl Pitts) tend to not take a man's pain seriously. You'll just have to hear today's episode to understand!

Mr. and Mrs. Pitts went on a cruise recently. Now, when Earl Pitts gets on a boat, it is generally going to involve fishing. So, why should this "boat ride" be any different? Earl didn't seem to think it should. If you missed the story, we have it for you here.

Earl's wife has left. Oh, not permanently; she's just off to help her cousin paint her nursery. So, Mr. Pitts is on his own for a few days, and has to figure out how to work the new washing machine he bought for Pearl to use a while back. As with most modern things, Earl just doesn't have a lot of patience...and now, he's out of clean underwear!