I Was Called for Jury Duty
It's one of those inevitable things that happens when you're an upstanding, law-abiding, taxpaying citizen of the community (insert guffaws here). You get a card in the mail that says you've been selected to serve jury duty.
I've gotten one of these before and when I went in, the roomful of prospective jurors was sent home when the defendant decided to plead guilty at the last minute, so alas, no