Is Harley Being Up Front?

I noticed the other day that Harley Myles (mornings-106.9 The Rock) blogged about a 'loitering problem' in Cuero, Texas, the town he calls home. After reading this article, I decided to do some research of my own. I was not prepared for what I found. I got in my '72 Chevy Vega and drove over to Cuero one Sunday afternoon about 1pm. It's only 25 miles so I was there in a little less than an hour. As I approached the 'Tiger Tote' in the center of this quaint little town, I noticed Harley's 2011 Escalade parked out front.

I knew it was his because of the television satellite receiver on top and the Gwyneth Paltrow CD was blasting from the stereo. In an attempt to not be too obvious, I parked across the street just to wait until he came out.

Well, long story short, it was 4:35pm before I caught sight of Harley coming out the door, 5 corndogs and a 12 pack of Mountain Dew in hand. As he drove away, I crossed the street and went inside. To my amazement, on the counter next to the cash register, is a picture of (you guessed it) Harley Myles.

Under the picture, scribbled in red sharpie, were these words; Try the Harley Myles special... "2 corndogs and a 32 ounce fountain Mountain Dew only $1.99 plus tax". I had to ask.

The lady behind the counter told me "oh yeah, Harley's been a regular here for months. Sometimes on Sundays his wife drops him off at about 6 in the mornin' and he sits over there in the booth and talks into his coffee spoon like he's on the radio or somethin'. I don't know what he does during the week, but he's always here on Sundays".

So, Harles, what's the scoop? What's so interesting at 'the Tote'? Can I have one of those corndogs? You're not gonna eat 'em all, are ya'? Did you hear about Rob? I heard he was gonna...