So, you're a working stiff who has trouble stepping away during daylight hours to grab a bite to eat. That's okay because your desk is THE place to wolf down some food.
The bombastic ego. The overinflated claims of his greatness. The cockiness. All are well-known Donald Trump hallmarks, but they are all, ahem, trumped by his hair.
Having kids changes your life in ways you can't even imagine. Watching over Junior is a job that runs 24/7 with no breaks, so it's no surprise that parents have stock phrases to deal with their youngsters.