Editorial

Generally speaking, Earl Pitts knows what he wants...especially at a drive-thru window. We all know what happens when you pull up to your favorite fast-food place, and from out of the speaker comes a mumbling voice, suggesting the latest special or featured item on their menu. This type of "suggested selling" does not set well with Mr. Pitts, and he'll explain why here.

Well, the esteemed Mr. Pitts has a few things to say about stupid people who do stupid things. You probably know somebody who fits that description. We all do. We also hope we're not one of those people. Here, with a dose of common sense, is today's episode.

Earl recounts a story he read recently about a new groom who drove off and accidentally left his bride five hours behind him at a gas station, only to return to her, and find her cheerfully awaiting their reunion. Mr. Pitts doesn't buy all of the happiness, because if he left Pearl behind like that, there would most certainly be consequences! If you missed it, listen here!

With the explosion of smart phone technology, our world is more connected than ever before...or, is it? Earl recounts a scene he observed in a restaurant recently that made him wonder just how "connected" we really are...or need to be. If you missed it his morning, we have Earl's commentary for you here.

Halloween just ain't what it used to be, according to our Earl Pitts. Could it be that--like Christmas--Halloween is becoming too "commercial" these days? If you missed today's special Halloween episode, we have it for you here!

Capitol Hill testimony...fingers of blame pointing in all directions...and the government's health care website still doesn't function correctly! Today, Earl examines how the country that gave the world the light bulb, movies, and, yes...computers, can't come up with a fully-functioning website to sell ObamaCare! In case you missed it this morning, we have it for you here!

With Halloween just about here, Earl has a few choice words for adults who like to dress up in "goofy" costumes on what he feels is essentially a holiday for kids! So, don't expect a compliment on your getup from Mr. PItts...that is, unless you're dressed in a couple of specific outfits. Listen, and Earl will explain (as only he can!)...

We start a new week of commentaries from Earl on the subject of pain. Earl is of the opinion that when it comes to pain, women (at least Mrs. Pearl Pitts) tend to not take a man's pain seriously. You'll just have to hear today's episode to understand!

Earl's buddy Runt Wilson is on the horns of a dilemma. Of course, he seeks moral guidance from our own Redneck philosopher. The wisdom imparted by Earl is food for thought to which all men should pay heed. In case you missed Friday's episode, we have it for you here.

Mr. and Mrs. Pitts went on a cruise recently. Now, when Earl Pitts gets on a boat, it is generally going to involve fishing. So, why should this "boat ride" be any different? Earl didn't seem to think it should. If you missed the story, we have it for you here.

Earl is suspicious. So are his friends at the Duck Inn. One scandal after another comes screaming out of the headlines, and each one seems to draw out attention off of the previous one. Could it be, there's a reason for all of this? If you missed Earl's commentary this morning, we have it for you here.

Someone you know has passed away. Not necessarily someone you liked, just someone you knew. So, how do you pay your respects to someone for whom you had NO respect? That's the question on the mind of Earl Pitts today. If you missed him this morning--or just want to make sure you heard what you thought you heard him say, we have today's episode for you here!