Earl Pitts

Earl has a real problem with certain Christmas songs he considers to be "stupid." Yes, there are many holiday tunes that we all find to be annoying...if not, well, stupid! Listen as Earl lists just a few of his least-favorite holiday ditties!

We're all familiar with the Christmas tradition of the North American Air Defense (NORAD) folks keeping track of Santa's sleigh on its annual trek from the North Pole on Christmas Eve. Well, wouldn't you know, this year, someone is "offended" by this "tradition." Well, all it takes to get Earl's blood pressure rising is for someone to needlessly complain about something. Listen

It's almost unavoidable. Whenever you walk into a mall or good-sized store, you hear a bell ringing. It's always nice to make a donation to the Salvation Army. Earl's complaint is how he feels obligated to drop some money into the red bucket EVERY TIME he encounters one. Earl believes in giving, but he has his limits...and an idea the make passing those bell-ringers a little easier! Find out his &

Guys, I think you'll agree with Earl on this one: women tend to be MUCH more aware of prices on things than men. Ladies know what an item sold for last week, last month, and probably last year! And they also know what the "sale" price is. Us guys? Most of us couldn't care less. That's the topic of today's comments by Earl Pitts, Uhmerikan! Listen to them here!

Pet names. Couples use them all of the time. "Honey," "Sweetie," "Handsome," "Baby." Well, you get the idea. However, there are couples who call each other pet names that Earl Pitts finds to be, well...kinda sickening. He explains here...

Turn on your TV, and you're bound to find some "expert" with a list of "helpful" Christmas rules. From gift suggestions to recipes to Christmas party fashion do's-and-don'ts, you can't go for more than a few minutes without being given some kind of advice for the season. Well, Earl Pitts is not one to "go along with the crowd," and he offers some helpful hints of his

Some of the best-loved Christmas stories involve a cold-hearted, mean, spiteful and otherwise not-so-nice person who--once shown the true meaning of Christmas--does a 180 and becomes the sweetest, most loving and generous person you could ever meet. Think Ebeneezer Scrooge from Dickens' A Christmas Carol, or Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Well, Earl ain't buyin' it! He just doesn't bel

Today, Earl is in the spirit of the Season. Well, sort of. While many consider "Frosty The Snowman" to be a beloved title character in the beloved seasonal song, Earl feels there's something that just not quite right about the ol' snowballs-with-a-hat dude! Listen as Earl elaborates here!

Earl has some thoughts on today's generation of hitchhikers. Now, while it's not usually a good idea to pick up someone thumbing for a ride these days, Earl offers up some suggestions on how to deal with the ones he chooses to let get into his pickup truck! You can hear his story here!

Earl is always ready with some great advice for his friends. His pal, Dub Meeker, needs help with deciding on a gift for Mrs. Meeker. Well, Earl was able to draw on his many years of experience in purchasing the "perfect" Christmas gifts for his wife, Pearl. You might just get some good ideas yourself from Earl's past gift-giving! Listen here for yourself!

TV weather people sometimes tend to go a bit 'overboard' when describing even the mildest of "bad" weather. At least, that's the view of our Redneck philosopher, Earl Pitts. He believes that the exaggeration that is sometimes a part of weather forecasts could be setting folks like us up for some REAL trouble down the road. You can listen to Earl's point-of-view commentary here!

Pearl Pitts (Earl's "ol' lady") decided recently that the Pitts clan needed some more "family time." Now, for Earl and his son, E.J., the time they spend watching sports on the TV is all the "family time" they feel is needed. However, Mrs. Pitts planned otherwise. How did things turn out? Find out here!