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Okay, pet peeve time. If there's one thing that drives me up a wall, it's pulling up to a parking space at Walmart (or, any other large retail establishment for that matter), only to find a shopping cart right in the middle of the space! This requires me to have to park, get out, move the #?*! cart out of the

Earl is preparing to launch his new website. The only problem is, he has enlisted the services of Earl, Jr. (E.J.) to be his "webmaster." What could possibly go wrong? Find out in Monday's episode of Earl Pitts: Amerikun!

Congratulations to Sharon Gallemore of Victoria! She knew the answer to today’s Almost Impossible Trivia Question, and won a couple of yummy Jack In The Box Tacos! Q:  After breaking up with a boyfriend, women say that this is their favorite keepsake to hang on to –what?

Congratulations to Samantha Izard of Victoria! She knew the answer to today’s Almost Impossible Trivia Question, and won a couple of yummy Jack In The Box Tacos! Q:  According to a recent magazine survey, women listed this as one of their worst fashion purchases ever - what is it?

All-American Redneck, Earl PItts, offers up a few thoughts on how we base so many of our opinions of people based on their appearance. Believe it or not, Earl attempts to inject a little "Political Correctness" into his dealings with all kinds of people. What does that mean? Listen to today's episode, and we think you'll understand.

Congratulations to Jeremy Piper of Victoria! He knew the answer to today’s Almost Impossible Trivia Question, and won a couple of yummy Jack In The Box Tacos! Q:  Behind the 1 dollar bill, this is the 2nd most common bill found in circulation. What?

Earl's wife has left. Oh, not permanently; she's just off to help her cousin paint her nursery. So, Mr. Pitts is on his own for a few days, and has to figure out how to work the new washing machine he bought for Pearl to use a while back. As with most modern things, Earl just doesn't have a lot of patience...and now, he's out of clean underwear!

Congratulations to Ashlee Wright of Port Lavaca! She knew the answer to today’s Almost Impossible Trivia Question, and won a couple of yummy Jack In The Box Tacos! Q:  The average American woman will use three of these as part of her daily beauty routine...three what?

We've all seen them...the guy who asks his girl to marry him on the Jumbotron® at a major sporting event. Or the YouTube videos where a dude hides the engagement ring in his gal's glass of wine, and hopes to Heaven she doesn't just swallow it down with her next swig. Well, Earl has a problem with these public displays, and he's not afraid to say what's on his mind!

One of Earl's pals down at the Duck Inn have big problems with the new healthcare laws. As you'll hear in today's episode, Earl listens (somewhat) patiently, then offers his own observations on the matter.

Earl's hot neighbor, Naomi, asks Earl to rid her garage of a snake. Now, Earl says he's not afraid of snakes, but he's not a big fan of 'em, either! So, Earl came up with a brilliant strategy, and he explains it on today's episode.

Congratulations to Bennett Edwards of Victoria! She knew the answer to today’s Almost Impossible Trivia Question, and won a couple of yummy Jack In The Box Tacos! Q:  This has happened 17 times in the last 35 years. What?