redneck

Grab you some wacky tobacky and cut off those shirt sleeves; let's see which Texas towns are oozing with redneck qualities

What is a Redneck? According to the Urban Dictionary, you might be one if, and I quote... You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos. You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut...

The fastest way to "six-pack abs?" It would appear the these fine fellows have got it figured out!