Earl is suspicious. So are his friends at the Duck Inn. One scandal after another comes screaming out of the headlines, and each one seems to draw out attention off of the previous one. Could it be, there's a reason for all of this? If you missed Earl's commentary this morning, we have it for you here.
Someone you know has passed away. Not necessarily someone you liked, just someone you knew. So, how do you pay your respects to someone for whom you had NO respect? That's the question on the mind of Earl Pitts today. If you missed him this morning--or just want to make sure you heard what you thought you heard him say, we have today's episode for you here!
Well, with all of the controversy surrounding the perceived offense caused by the name of the Washington, DC professional football team. our own Redneck philosopher, Earl Pitts--Umerikan, has a few bones to pick with NBC Sports commentator Bob Costas over his recent remarks on the subject. In case you missed it this morning, we have it for you here!
Earl closes out the week with a rant about how our cars are getting smarter, but drivers seem to be getting dumb and dumber! With some low-brow commentary on our high-tech transportation, we present--in case you missed him today--Earl Pitts, Umerikan!
A new poll has Earl a little troubled. Apparently, a segment of the U.S. population feels that the Founding Fathers of this country would be extremely disappointed with the political bickering and infighting that goes on in Washington, DC. Mr. Pitts asks, "Is it maybe time to bring back the days of Aaron Burr, Alexander Hamilton, and duels with pistols?" In case you missed this morning's episode, we have it for you here!
Earl has a new website...hence, the title of this post. Yes, almost everything you've ever wanted to know about Mr. Pitts, and his family and friends, is online. Of course, the launch of PittsOff.com was not without a few Obamacare-like glitches!
Earl is preparing to launch his new website. The only problem is, he has enlisted the services of Earl, Jr. (E.J.) to be his "webmaster." What could possibly go wrong? Find out in Monday's episode of Earl Pitts: Amerikun!
All-American Redneck, Earl PItts, offers up a few thoughts on how we base so many of our opinions of people based on their appearance. Believe it or not, Earl attempts to inject a little "Political Correctness" into his dealings with all kinds of people. What does that mean? Listen to today's episode, and we think you'll understand.
Earl's wife has left. Oh, not permanently; she's just off to help her cousin paint her nursery. So, Mr. Pitts is on his own for a few days, and has to figure out how to work the new washing machine he bought for Pearl to use a while back. As with most modern things, Earl just doesn't have a lot of patience...and now, he's out of clean underwear!
We've all seen them...the guy who asks his girl to marry him on the Jumbotron® at a major sporting event. Or the YouTube videos where a dude hides the engagement ring in his gal's glass of wine, and hopes to Heaven she doesn't just swallow it down with her next swig. Well, Earl has a problem with these public displays, and he's not afraid to say what's on his mind!
One of Earl's pals down at the Duck Inn have big problems with the new healthcare laws. As you'll hear in today's episode, Earl listens (somewhat) patiently, then offers his own observations on the matter.
Earl's hot neighbor, Naomi, asks Earl to rid her garage of a snake. Now, Earl says he's not afraid of snakes, but he's not a big fan of 'em, either! So, Earl came up with a brilliant strategy, and he explains it on today's episode.
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