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Earl Pitts 10/23/13: Government Smokescreens
Earl is suspicious. So are his friends at the Duck Inn. One scandal after another comes screaming out of the headlines, and each one seems to draw out attention off of the previous one. Could it be, there's a reason for all of this? If you missed Earl's commentary this morning, we have it …
Earl Pitts 10/22/13: Dishonoring The Dead
Someone you know has passed away. Not necessarily someone you liked, just someone you knew. So, how do you pay your respects to someone for whom you had NO respect? That's the question on the mind of Earl Pitts today. If you missed him this morning--or just want to make sure you heard what you …
Earl Pitts 10/21/13: Redskins Name Crisis?
Well, with all of the controversy surrounding the perceived offense caused by the name of the Washington, DC professional football team. our own Redneck philosopher, Earl Pitts--Umerikan, has a few bones to pick with NBC Sports commentator Bob Costas over his recent remarks on the subject. In case y…
Earl Pitts 10/18/13: Smart Cars, Dumb People
Earl closes out the week with a rant about how our cars are getting smarter, but drivers seem to be getting dumb and dumber! With some low-brow commentary on our high-tech transportation, we present--in case you missed him today--Earl Pitts, Umerikan!
Earl Pitts 10/17/13: The Founding Fathers Disagreed, Too!
A new poll has Earl a little troubled. Apparently, a segment of the U.S. population feels that the Founding Fathers of this country would be extremely disappointed with the political bickering and infighting that goes on in Washington, DC. Mr. Pitts asks, "Is it maybe time to bring back the day…
Earl Pitts 10/15/13: Earl’s New Website
Earl has a new website...hence, the title of this post. Yes, almost everything you've ever wanted to know about Mr. Pitts, and his family and friends, is online. Of course, the launch of PittsOff.com was not without a few Obamacare-like glitches!
Earl Pitts 10/11/13: Judging By Appearance
All-American Redneck, Earl PItts, offers up a few thoughts on how we base so many of our opinions of people based on their appearance. Believe it or not, Earl attempts to inject a little "Political Correctness" into his dealings with all kinds of people. What does that mean? Listen…
Earl Pitts 10/10/13: “Pearl Has Left Me!”
Earl's wife has left. Oh, not permanently; she's just off to help her cousin paint her nursery. So, Mr. Pitts is on his own for a few days, and has to figure out how to work the new washing machine he bought for Pearl to use a while back. As with most modern things, Earl just doesn't …
Earl Pitts 10/8/13: Marriage Proposals
We've all seen them...the guy who asks his girl to marry him on the Jumbotron® at a major sporting event. Or the YouTube videos where a dude hides the engagement ring in his gal's glass of wine, and hopes to Heaven she doesn't just swallow it down with her next swig. Well, Ea…
Earl Pitts 10/4/13: Naomi’s Snake Trouble
Earl's hot neighbor, Naomi, asks Earl to rid her garage of a snake. Now, Earl says he's not afraid of snakes, but he's not a big fan of 'em, either! So, Earl came up with a brilliant strategy, and he explains it on today's episode.