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Earl Pitts 11/8/13: Pitts Intelligence Test
Pearl Pitts (Earl's "Ol' Lady") has a question for Earl...only it's not just a normal "question." Earl explains how Mrs. Pitts likes to occasionally "test" Earl's intelligence with this type of question. Find out what happens …
Earl Pitts 11/7/13: Ironing Underwear
It seems there has been a lack of communication around the Pitts' household recently. What Pearl Pitts considers a simple household chore, Earl thinks is a bit overboard. If you missed today's episode, we have it for you here.
Earl Pitts 11/6/13: Suggested Selling
Generally speaking, Earl Pitts knows what he wants...especially at a drive-thru window. We all know what happens when you pull up to your favorite fast-food place, and from out of the speaker comes a mumbling voice, suggesting the latest special or featured item on their menu. This type of "…
Earl Pitts 11/5/13: Stop Doing Stupid Things!
Well, the esteemed Mr. Pitts has a few things to say about stupid people who do stupid things. You probably know somebody who fits that description. We all do. We also hope we're not one of those people. Here, with a dose of common sense, is today's episode.
Earl Pitts 11/4/13: Spouse Left Behind
Earl recounts a story he read recently about a new groom who drove off and accidentally left his bride five hours behind him at a gas station, only to return to her, and find her cheerfully awaiting their reunion. Mr. Pitts doesn't buy all of the happiness, because if he left Pearl behind like …
Earl Pitts 11/1/13: Positives For Texting
With the explosion of smart phone technology, our world is more connected than ever before...or, is it? Earl recounts a scene he observed in a restaurant recently that made him wonder just how "connected" we really are...or need to be. If you missed it his morning, we have Earl&apo…
Earl Pitts 10/31/13: Real Halloween
Halloween just ain't what it used to be, according to our Earl Pitts. Could it be that--like Christmas--Halloween is becoming too "commercial" these days? If you missed today's special Halloween episode, we have it for you here!
Earl Pitts 10/30/13: Healthcare Website
Capitol Hill testimony...fingers of blame pointing in all directions...and the government's health care website still doesn't function correctly! Today, Earl examines how the country that gave the world the light bulb, movies, and, yes...computers, can't come up with a fully-functioni…
Earl Pitts 10/29/13: Adult Costumes
With Halloween just about here, Earl has a few choice words for adults who like to dress up in "goofy" costumes on what he feels is essentially a holiday for kids! So, don't expect a compliment on your getup from Mr. PItts...that is, unless you're dressed in a couple of s…
Earl Pitts 10/28/13: Sharing Pain
We start a new week of commentaries from Earl on the subject of pain. Earl is of the opinion that when it comes to pain, women (at least Mrs. Pearl Pitts) tend to not take a man's pain seriously. You'll just have to hear today's episode to understand!
Earl Pitts 10/25/13: Properly Ogling Women
Earl's buddy Runt Wilson is on the horns of a dilemma. Of course, he seeks moral guidance from our own Redneck philosopher. The wisdom imparted by Earl is food for thought to which all men should pay heed. In case you missed Friday's episode, we have it for you here.
Earl Pitts 10/24/13: Cruise Fishing
Mr. and Mrs. Pitts went on a cruise recently. Now, when Earl Pitts gets on a boat, it is generally going to involve fishing. So, why should this "boat ride" be any different? Earl didn't seem to think it should. If you missed the story, we have it for you here.

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