Earl thinks all of the hype surrounding the threatened government shutdown is, well, hype! To help put things into perspective, Mr. Pitts has a long list of government entities that continued to be a part of our daily lives while a selected few departments were "shut down." If you missed this morning's episode, we have it here.
Earl has a new website...hence, the title of this post. Yes, almost everything you've ever wanted to know about Mr. Pitts, and his family and friends, is online. Of course, the launch of PittsOff.com was not without a few Obamacare-like glitches!
Okay, pet peeve time. If there's one thing that drives me up a wall, it's pulling up to a parking space at Walmart (or, any other large retail establishment for that matter), only to find a shopping cart right in the middle of the space! This requires me to have to park, get out, move the #?*! cart out of the
Earl is preparing to launch his new website. The only problem is, he has enlisted the services of Earl, Jr. (E.J.) to be his "webmaster." What could possibly go wrong? Find out in Monday's episode of Earl Pitts: Amerikun!
All-American Redneck, Earl PItts, offers up a few thoughts on how we base so many of our opinions of people based on their appearance. Believe it or not, Earl attempts to inject a little "Political Correctness" into his dealings with all kinds of people. What does that mean? Listen to today's episode, and we think you'll understand.
Earl's wife has left. Oh, not permanently; she's just off to help her cousin paint her nursery. So, Mr. Pitts is on his own for a few days, and has to figure out how to work the new washing machine he bought for Pearl to use a while back. As with most modern things, Earl just doesn't have a lot of patience...and now, he's out of clean underwear!
We've all seen them...the guy who asks his girl to marry him on the Jumbotron® at a major sporting event. Or the YouTube videos where a dude hides the engagement ring in his gal's glass of wine, and hopes to Heaven she doesn't just swallow it down with her next swig. Well, Earl has a problem with these public displays, and he's not afraid to say what's on his mind!
One of Earl's pals down at the Duck Inn have big problems with the new healthcare laws. As you'll hear in today's episode, Earl listens (somewhat) patiently, then offers his own observations on the matter.
Earl's hot neighbor, Naomi, asks Earl to rid her garage of a snake. Now, Earl says he's not afraid of snakes, but he's not a big fan of 'em, either! So, Earl came up with a brilliant strategy, and he explains it on today's episode.
A night out at a restaurant offers the perfect break from the rigors of cooking and cleaning at home. Who doesn't love going out for a nice meal? The waitstaff is who, especially when you prove to be a pain in the butt.
Proving that your looks can get you far in an industry other than acting or modeling and that dogs aren't the only creatures recognized for their outlandish features, the blobfish has won the non-distinct honor of being voted the world’s ugliest animal by the Ugly Animal Preservation Society. Look at it -- it looks like Mr. Magoo and Popeye fused their heads together before melting it under a heat lamp.
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