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Earl Pitts 12/11/13: Wife Ain’t “Mommy”

Pet names. Couples use them all of the time. "Honey," "Sweetie," "Handsome," "Baby." Well, you get the idea. However, there are couples who call each other pet names that Earl Pitts finds to be, well...kinda sickening. He explains here...

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Earl Pitts 12/10/13: Helpful Christmas Rules

Turn on your TV, and you're bound to find some "expert" with a list of "helpful" Christmas rules. From gift suggestions to recipes to Christmas party fashion do's-and-don'ts, you can't go for more than a few minutes without being given some kind of advice for the season. Well, Earl Pitts is not one to "go along with the crowd," and he offers some helpful hints of his own! Listen to them here!

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13 Fun Birthday Greetings to Post On Your Friends’ Facebook Page

What's that? You say it's time to wish your BFF, Aunt Phyllis or pet rock a happy birthday? Well, bust out the presents and bring on the cake! Better yet, send her an awesome birthday GIF or video. But don't settle for for the ones every will be sending. Have some fun. Here are some great birthday-themed greetings and video clips to give again and again, no wrapping paper required.

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Earl Pitts 12/9/13: Magical Spirit of Christmas

Some of the best-loved Christmas stories involve a cold-hearted, mean, spiteful and otherwise not-so-nice person who--once shown the true meaning of Christmas--does a 180 and becomes the sweetest, most loving and generous person you could ever meet. Think Ebeneezer Scrooge from Dickens' A Christmas Carol, or Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas. Well, Earl ain't buyin' it! He just doesn't believe that someone can change their ways that quickly, just because they catch a little of the Christmas spirit! Listen to him explain here!

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Earl Pitts 12/6/13: Frosty The Creep

Today, Earl is in the spirit of the Season. Well, sort of. While many consider "Frosty The Snowman" to be a beloved title character in the beloved seasonal song, Earl feels there's something that just not quite right about the ol' snowballs-with-a-hat dude! Listen as Earl elaborates here!

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Earl Pitts 12/5/13: Hitchhiker Tactics

Earl has some thoughts on today's generation of hitchhikers. Now, while it's not usually a good idea to pick up someone thumbing for a ride these days, Earl offers up some suggestions on how to deal with the ones he chooses to let get into his pickup truck! You can hear his story here!

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Earl Pitts 12/4/13: Christmas Gift For Pearl

Earl is always ready with some great advice for his friends. His pal, Dub Meeker, needs help with deciding on a gift for Mrs. Meeker. Well, Earl was able to draw on his many years of experience in purchasing the "perfect" Christmas gifts for his wife, Pearl. You might just get some good ideas yourself from Earl's past gift-giving! Listen here for yourself!

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Earl Pitts 12/3/13: Overblown Weather

TV weather people sometimes tend to go a bit 'overboard' when describing even the mildest of "bad" weather. At least, that's the view of our Redneck philosopher, Earl Pitts. He believes that the exaggeration that is sometimes a part of weather forecasts could be setting folks like us up for some REAL trouble down the road. You can listen to Earl's point-of-view commentary here!

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Earl Pitts 12/2/13: Pitts Family Night

Pearl Pitts (Earl's "ol' lady") decided recently that the Pitts clan needed some more "family time." Now, for Earl and his son, E.J., the time they spend watching sports on the TV is all the "family time" they feel is needed. However, Mrs. Pitts planned otherwise. How did things turn out? Find out here!

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Earl Pitts 11/26/13: The Holiday Table

Earl's ol' lady, Pearl, loves to decorate the Pitts house for the Holidays. Earl thinks that's all well and good, except for the dining table. It becomes the "centerpiece" of the decorations, and pretty much unusable for its main purpose: dining. Earl shares his thoughts on this, and if you missed 'em, we have them for you here!

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Earl Pitts 11/25/13: Moonshiners On TV

Mr. Pitts loves a good reality TV show as much as anyone. But there's one that has him twisted up in knots. The show, "Moonshiners," features people making, well, moonshine (illegal liquor), and law enforcement trying to catch them in the act of brewing/transporting/selling their hooch. You've got to hear what Earl had to say about this show, and you can right here!

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Earl Pitts 11/22/13: Shopping On Thanksgiving

Earl feels we're losing so many of our great traditions...take Black Friday, for instance. It's no longer enough for retailers to open early on the Friday following Thanksgiving Day; now, many stores--large and small--are opening ON Thanksgiving! See why Earl feels this is a horrible, horrible mistake. If you missed it, we have his commentary for you here!

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