Dumb Criminals

Real-life Grinches Busted for Shoplifting $35,000 Worth of Toys [VIDEO]
Real-life Grinches Busted for Shoplifting $35,000 Worth of Toys [VIDEO]
Real-life Grinches Busted for Shoplifting $35,000 Worth of Toys [VIDEO]
Theresa Lynn Warner, 40, her 39-year-old fiancé, Christopher Damaio and Warner’s 17-year-old son were busted this week just outside Pittsburgh with a van full of shoplifted toys they planned to sell on eBay or elsewhere — $35,000 worth of loot in all. Ho-Ho-Holy holiday shopping list, that’s a lot of stolen merchandise!
Robbery By Fear Charge?
Robbery By Fear Charge?
Robbery By Fear Charge?
Are you kidding me.  I had no idea there was such a thing.  This story was already blogged about before here on KIXS.com but I thought I would share again.  I am confused by the charge this kid has.
Stupid Criminal Robs Banks With Note Written on Personal Check [VIDEO]
Stupid Criminal Robs Banks With Note Written on Personal Check [VIDEO]
Stupid Criminal Robs Banks With Note Written on Personal Check [VIDEO]
Looks like we have a brand new candidate for dumbest criminal ever. Patrick Johnson robbed two banks in the Ocala, FL area in one day. The thief had the presence of mind to change his wardrobe  between his crimes, but his method of sticking up the banks — a note stating he had a gun — was the same both times.
Man in Gumby Suit Tries to Rob 7-11 (But Doesn’t End Up in the Pokey) [VIDEO]
Man in Gumby Suit Tries to Rob 7-11 (But Doesn’t End Up in the Pokey) [VIDEO]
Man in Gumby Suit Tries to Rob 7-11 (But Doesn’t End Up in the Pokey) [VIDEO]
A man dressed as Gumby made such a horrible attempt at robbing a 7-11 store that the clerk thought it was all a joke. The assailant told the clerk he was being robbed then fumbled inside his costume as if he was going to pull out a gun. He ended up dropping 27 cents on the floor and being told by the man behind the counter “not to waste his time.”
Man Breaks Into Celine Dion’s House, Raids Fridge
Man Breaks Into Celine Dion’s House, Raids Fridge
Man Breaks Into Celine Dion’s House, Raids Fridge
The man who broke into Celine Dion’s home in the Montreal suburbs earlier this week seemed to have little interest in the pop star, but his heart did go on for her stocked fridge and warm bathtub. Neither Dion or her husband Rene Angelil, who live most of the year in Florida, were home when the 36-year-old man let himself in by using a garage door opener he found in an unlocked car on the property
Man’s Facebook Date Used as Unwitting Getaway Driver
Man’s Facebook Date Used as Unwitting Getaway Driver
Man’s Facebook Date Used as Unwitting Getaway Driver
Leah Gibbs was so impressed with Adam Minton’s Facebook profile that she agreed to go on a date with the man she knew just through the social networking site. The 23-year-old Australian woman probably realized this wasn’t going to be a traditional date when Minton kicked it off by asking her to drive him to a betting parlor and then wait in the car while he presumably made a wager.

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