Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
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30 Gifs to Get You in the Christmas Spirit
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See Over 800 Santas Running in Germany
Roughly 800 people put on Santa costumes for the Fourth Annual Michendorf Santa Run in Michendorf, Germany. The race is sponsored by Laufclub Michendorf (which translated means Michendorf Running Club, imagine that) and is 10 kilometers long. You can't quite tell from these pictures, but it actually began snowing pretty hard during the race, which probably makes these the most Christmas-y photos ever. Enjoy!
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Best Photo Captions of the Week – Raincoat Dog, Alexa Vega and More
We have a lot of fans on the old Book o' Faces, and we thought we'd show our appreciation by doing a weekly recap of our favorite captions of yours for the photos we share with you. Thanks for making our jobs that much easier. You guys are the best, we should hang out some time. See if yours made the cut below.
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15 Dogs With Unfortunate Haircuts
Nothing can right the wrong that's been done to these dogs. You can see it in their eyes. It's just like the time when you told the lady at Supercuts you wanted to look like Winona Ryder and wound up having to shave your head (not that we would know what that's like). But it's hilarious when it's happening to a dog instead of your 12-year-old self. Here are 18 dogs with unfortunate haircuts to chide for your personal pleasure.
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11 Snacks More Dangerous Sounding Than Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
Several schools across the country have banned Flamin' Hot Cheetos because they are so unhealthy and dangerous to kids. What about these snacks? They seem *at least* as terrifying as something that promises to be hot as fire. It certainly can't be safe for kids to eat these. Also, we want some.
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World’s Most Awkward Guy Uses Taylor Swift Lyrics as Pick-Up Lines
Awww, this guy is so nice. And awkward. And he did mankind a favor with this little bit of field research. Taylor Swift should not be used as pickup lines -- the only thing that comes from it is massive confusion and mild physical discomfort.
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The Best Moments From the 2012 Emmys
If you cut about 90% or so out of last night's Emmy Awards, they were actually pretty entertaining. Here's a recap of the entertaining stuff that happened, or, as we like to call it, the "good version" of last night's awards ceremony.